9) God Wanted to Teach Her a Lesson (2 of 10)
9) God Wanted to Teach Her a Lesson
Kim Kardashian is sexy…and she knows it. Apparently the man above has noticed, too.
“I’d think God was doing this for a reason. He was saying, ‘Kim, you think you’re so hot, but look what I can do to you,’” Kardashian told Elle Magazine about her temporarily frumpy post-pregnancy body. Yeah, because everybody knows God goes around turning shallow people into folks with average bodies just to teach them a lesson. We hope he’s coming to transform Kanye into a balding, pot-bellied scrub next.
We also hope Kim is using an education savings account calculator to calculate exactly how much it will cost for her kids to get an online degree in international business or whatever. Beauty fades, but a college degree from an online university or local community college lasts forever.